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BLACK GUY PEA IS A REAL HARDASS

By / 06.20.08

In X2, the teleporting mutant was played by a bisexual star of broadway musicals whose name is “Cumming”, and that was still way less gay than foppish dandy Will.I.Am, who plays a similar character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

"I’m a teleporter. … I’m here, I’m there, I’m everywhere. Boom, boom, boom!" Will revealed. "My character’s name is John Wraith. He’s a black Texan. He’s not a cowboy, but his gear suggests that he is. He’s just a badass who’ll whoop your ass."

Yeah!  And I bet he wears leather and grows facial hair!  Which he keeps nicely manicured! For, uh, the ladies!  Grrr!

"You see that little scar I’ve got on my knuckles?" he asked, holding up his hand. "I’m a newbie when it comes to big action films and stuff. … It was my fight scene. I was real into it, and then I missed my mark, and I punched the camera and broke the lens! But that goes to show you," he grinned. "I ain’t to be messed with, because I break lenses!"       

That’s right, fool. And don’t even make him go all creative punctuation on yo ass.  Heck, I may have to change my name to Vin.Cent to keep up with all these fancy hippity hoppers.


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