The remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves recently released their first poster. If that doesn’t look like rejected cover art for an L. Ron Hubbard paperback, I don’t know what does.
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"KEANU REEVES DABBLES IN SCIENTOLOGY"
Didn’t I already watch a Scientology movie this year? Oh yeah, it was called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
I asked Keanu about his dabbling and he told me "Yeah, it really helps when I pretend it’s the airplane going into the hangar instead of the train going into the tunnel. I just can’t stand the thought of killing all those passengers when the tunnel collapses. Also, it helps to wear a bib."
I asked Keanu about his dabbling and he told me "Yeah, it really helps when I pretend it’s the airplane going into the hangar instead of the train going into the tunnel. I just can’t stand the thought of killing all those passengers when the tunnel collapses. Also, it helps to wear a bib. Whoa, seriously?"Ted Theodore Logan fixed.
Is "The Day The Earff Stood Still" a movie about the instant Superman stopped the earth’s rotation trying to save that crazy bitch from the earthquake? Cuz that’d be a short movie.Keanu Reeves is in this? Perhaps it being short will be a good thing.
Jennifer Connely is also in this, J.
Pictured: A bunch of people who have never seen Poltergeist.
I’d be interested in this movie if it stayed truer to the source material. I mean, in the original the alien looked human. This is bullshit.
Are Jennifer Connelly’s tits in this? If not, fuck it. Not gonna see it.
The earth stands still;Random guy: oh my god the aliens are comingKeanu: Whoa
"Klaatu barada nik-duuuuuuuude."
My girlfriend nick-named her vibrator "Gort." She nick-named me "Superfluous."
Fuck Rot, you just missed the nomination train wiff that comment. The train left at 11:18. Sorry.
Although Jennifer connoly is also in this and she’s like the hottest thing alive, apart from maybe Monica Belluci(sp? just because i find them hot doesn’t mean I’ll learn how to spell their names)
Not that one. The barada nik duuuude one.
Oh no he didn’t…
Wasn’t the Day The Earth Stood Still the day we saw Megan Fox topless and global productivity dropped from 10% to 0. (Down from 2% in Mexico)
S’okay Erswi, trains are like my girlfriend. They come all the time and I’m nowhere to be seen.Wait, what?
I’m wiff affleck on this one (never thought I’d hear myself say that). The hottest thing ever would be Jennifer Connely anally raping Monica Bellucci in the tunnel from Irreversible wiff the massive black dildo from Requiem. Excuse me for a minute 1/2 hour 20 seconds.
The day the earth stood still, the picture wasn’t blurry, but 1 billion people blinked.
"ass to ass, ass to ass" awesome.anyway i’m going home.
Aaaaaaaaaand, I’m back.
Spike Lee is indifferent about this poster because he thinks the black people just ran like hell.
I want to believe.
DON’T FOLLOW THE LIGHTS! *GOLLUM*
Now that Keanu is playing an alien, I just got an awesome mental picture of how it would go if Reeves and Will Smiff got in an argument at a Scientology meeting.
If I was an alien, the first thing I’d probe is Jennifer Connely. That’d pretty much be it.
Bah! Being an alien is no great shakes. You know The Mighty One has to review EVERY medical report on the ship??? Just how many times can one dishonoured warrior "accidentally sit on a lightbulb naked"? GUY’CHA!
In the Keanu voice: "I know Tom Cruise"
The earth stood still because its hard to shit while walking.
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