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By / 06.20.08

Those fun-hating shrivs at the MPA-gAy are once again proving that there’s nothing they hate more than bare titties. Specifically, Kevin Smith’s been having trouble getting an R rating for Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Seth Rogen (one of the film’s stars) tells MTV:

"A guy f—ing a donkey, they ain’t got no problem with. But a man and a woman having sex they seem to have real issues with, for some weird reason. It’s insane. It’s completely insane.  …They [fight against] sex stuff. Isn’t that weird? It’s really crazy to me that ‘Hostel’ is fine, with people gouging their eyes out and sh– like that," Rogen shrugged. "But you can’t show two people having sex — that’s too much."

It’s pretty common for people in trouble for graphic sex to cite the MPAA’s tolerance for graphic violence.  But no matter how often it gets said, it’s true, violence is way worse than sex.  Like the time Suzie Masterson kicked me in the shins in third grade.  I would’ve much preferred a blow job.  Hell, a hand job, even.


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