This headline would be a lot better if Walled In wasn’t just the name of some crappy movie.
"MISCHA BARTON GETS WALLED IN"
I’d wall this chick in . . . in my closet. And let her out . . . well, let’s face facts. I wouldn’t let her out.
Who gets what now?
I’d buy weed from Mischa Barton, but watch her movie? Are you high?
Her ass is like a bag of wet clothes
Say what you will about Mischa Barton, but I still think this was Thoreau’s best work ever.
Mischa Barton’s next movie should be “Shut the Fuck Up”.
Thanks for the "Young William Wallace…" tag, I knew I recognized him from somewhere.
Somebody wall up that fucking kid from Running Scared. He nukes every fridge he touches.
If these walls could talk, they would tell Mischa Barton to quit being such a fucking prude and take her top off.
Alright gays, I’m outta here. Pauly decided to stay up and not sleep and drink his face off. Pauly now regrets that choice. Pauly is calling it a day. Fuck Pauly
You know who I’d bang? Clara Barton.
Barton Fink < Mischa Barton
Wasn’t he also the kid who came back from the dead as Nicole Kidman’s husband? Creepy lil turd.
You know who I’d bang? Clarabell. Wait, was that the cow from the old Disney toons? Then in that case, I meant Kristin Bell. No, Kristin Davis. Wait, Gena Davis. Fuck it, I just need to get laid like a mofo.
The red envelop will answer the question "what is your career" and the blue envelop will keep you asleep and let your ass get worse.
This chick reminds me of a wall. Flat, gravely voice, zero cool personality."I love what you’ve done with the Bartons in this room. Is that taup?""Did you see the new Barton-E trailer. I love robuts."
Yeah, you know what’s really bad? All the ass I mentioned in my last comment. Scratch out Gena Davis. Keep the Disney cow.
TRUE STORY:legend has it that a construction team in the town of Alamos here in Sonora, where knocking down some walls in an old abandoned Hacienda, well when they knocked down one wall they heard this awfull scream of unspeakable terror, the workers were freaked out of their minds and ran out of the place, when they returned they saw that behind the wall was another wall, where the skeleton of a woman was chained up, her scream had been bouncing off both walls all these years and had finally escaped.the end
The blue envelope had a new exercise plan in it.
golf clap for bexy
Nintendogs, that comment was pretty good, but you had to go and Crash Override the funny by throwing in an Acid Burn about Pixar.I’m calling Lord Nikon and telling him that you’re a Cereal Killer.
no more RL Stine for Bex!
Bexxy, what were those walls made of? Titanium? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way. I’ve been wrong before. But only once. Fuck you. You know you bet the Cubs too!
Mischa Barton is like the poor man’s used car salesman’s Christina Ricci. Kinda looks the same, but with less horsepower (acting ability), less trunk space (flat ass), and a sub-par airbag system (no tits).
J, does she at least come wiff factory air (that little gap at the top of the legs when a hot chick stands up straight)?
Bilson’s ciggarette voice > Barton’s ciiggarreettee voice.
Depends on if she needs to have her oil changed (is ragging) or not erswi.
I just hope she comes with plenty of washer fluid because I’d come all over her grill.
erswi that shit happenned for reals !! j, cristina ricci has bigger boobs ergo is hotter than barton
Bex, have we seen Ricci’s boobs? And I don’t mean through all those sheer shirts she wears. Has she released the hounds on camera? If so, how the hell did I miss it?
Dude, why you gotta drag the Cubbies into this? Don’t get mad at them because we you can’t get laid!
Nevermind, I remember now. Honestly yeah they’re kinda big, but I was not terribly impressed by them. They’re just kinda . . . meh.
some crappy movie I had nothing to do with this. The last movie I made had to do with me trying to get little kids to fuck each other up going after a pinata. AFHV here I come! WOOOOOOO!
i think theyre in buffalo 66 awful pretentious movie by that brown bunny weirdo
I agree bex. That was what I was trying to get at, but failed to do so.
Eh, Christina Ricci had the chance to win my affection by showing her cans in The Addams Family. After that little failure, she fell completely off the map for me.
^Dodgers fanFUCK the Cubbies. Ya! Woo! cuz my team eats soooo much shit right now I’ma gonna piss on yours. HEY!! I was at the game lat night and saw that bench clearing brawl vs The Rockies!Makin me feel all stabby today!Grrrr…sports violence… with bats!!!<runs away before Lince makes comment about this not being WL. Flips bird over shoulder>
There’s not a person here that wouldn’t fuck Meeeesha Barton. There i said it. Nintendog/Donk- I fucking love Hackers. Well, except for that freak on the skateboard. What the hell was that about?
Christina Ricci’s titties are so nice they make little blue birds appear. No wait, that’s just a trash tattoo.
New post up, you retarded F5ers.
That was after the reduction, they don’t count. Not to OEM specifications.
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