Matt Lauer interviewed Christian Bale on the Today Show this morning, where they compared fashionable brown buzz cuts. Okay not really, but Matt Lauer of course read the first line of Peter Travers’ lame Dark Knight review (Lighting bolt… strikes a blanket? A blanket we call movies? What kind of retard metaphor is that?). Meanwhile, Christian Bale spoke in the strangest accent I’ve ever heard. He’s somehow landed halfway in between a Brit and a New Jersey cab driver. Ehh yo, Tony don’t brew dis kinna tea fa just anybody, ya dig me, guv?
I mean, I’d still do him, I’m just sayin. Why so serious?