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MRS. COREY FELDMAN IS CHOPPED LIVER

By 07.22.08

This month’s Playboy features a spread on Corey Feldman’s wife Susie, who reportedly agreed to do the shoot for free, probably to promote her husband’s crappy fake reality show The Two Coreys or his crappy movie Lost Boys 2.  And wasn’t he in a band once?  In any case, according to The Hollywood Gossip, she was promised the cover only to be booted for Ashley Harkleroad, and to add insult to injury, Harkleroad probably got paid.

I hope all you ladies out there have learned a valuable lesson about not showing your vagina to the world for free.  Wait, no, forget I said that.  This is all part of her plan, I’m sure of it.

On another note, how is it that every 80s actor who goes to rehab comes back looking like a scary transvestite?  Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Charlie Sheen – is one of the twelve steps losing 30 pounds, shaving off your eyebrows, and getting your haircut like a lesbian?


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