BICYCLING IS DANGEROUS
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TRA1L3R F0R KNOW1NG!!11

By / 07.07.08

After the jump is the trailer for the new Nic Cage paint-by-numb3rz thriller Knowing. The I in the title gets replaced by a 1 in the trailer, a clear indication that the script was texted to the director by retarded teenagers on lunch break at Best Buy. In it, Cage gets a piece of paper out of a time capsule with a bunch of numbers that tell him bad shit gone happen. It’s like a Beautiful Mind crossed with the Number 23 crossed with some plagiarism from a Donald Kaufman script. Do the numbers tell how it’d get burned?

-Christmas Ape 


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