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DANE COOK AND I AGREE – UPDATE

By / 08.13.08

If there’s one thing Dane Cook and I can agree on, it’s how much the poster for his new movie My Best Friend’s Girl sucks.  Recently, Dane even devoted an entire Myspace blog to the subject – OMG, I’m gonna give him so many Kudos for this!  3====> – - – (|)

I’d like to inform you I had no say in this marketing campaign, but if I did, things would be different since it is obvious that this poster is boring / odd and has zero to do with the movie I performed in.
-Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations.
-The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Brittany Spears’ vagina.
-My character is sporting a very high collar I mean damn they should be snow capped at that altitude. It’s going for the vampire lurking in the castle basement vibe. An Olympic pole vaulter would have a tough go clearing that collar. I’m also able to turn my head comfortably 180 degrees, because I was raised in an abandoned barn by a family of owls.
-Hair: It’s actually a close up shot of Tom Sellecks Magnum P.I. mustache they photo-slapped on my noggin’.
-Alec Baldwin is so fucking funny in this movie! Is he on the poster? I think so. He plays the wise talking plant Jason is clutching. [Source - and I recommend reading the comments]

I agree on all points.  What I think happened was that the people making the poster decided to make it deliberately bad in order to warn others away from watching it, and that way they could morally justify their collaboration on such a shitty project.  "Hell yeah we made bullets for Hitler, you couldn’t hit a Jew from three feet away with those crooked pieces of shit," they seem to be saying.

UPDATE: As commenter Donkey Hodey discovered, a Dane fan known as "The Art of Punk" went ahead and made a corrected poster.  Very clever, I’m sure you’ll agree.   


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