Woody Harrelson has signed on to star in Zombieland, a horror comedy set to be directed by Ruben Fleischer, who I bet is Jewish (I’m psychic).
Written by the team of Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick ("The Joe Schmo Show"), "Zombieland" revolves around a mismatched pair of survivors who find friendship and redemption in a world overrun by zombies. Harrelson plays one of the men, a zombie fighter named Albuquerque. [THR]
The only reason this project is worth mentioning at all is that, hey, isn’t this exactly like Shaun of the Dead? And Jay and Seth Vs. the Apocalypse? And Total Recall? Okay, maybe not so much that last one, but the chick with the three tits gave me a real Woody Harrelson, if you smell what I’m layin.