Our official movie reviewer Sexman has an official announcement: he got braces. So enjoy your Sexman-has-bad-teeth jokes while you can, you haters. It won’t be so funny once the Canadian dental health system takes over.
All that shit is finally behind me. And I can barely talk right, this sucks. But anyway, I’ll get used to them and I can finally feel normal.
Aw, his youthful naivety brings back memories, doesn’t it? I mean, not because I was ever like him, because my ex-girlfriend is about his age. And she also had braces. On her legs. I didn’t mind though. She was like that when I bought her.