By: 09.11.08  •  58 Comments

(Fictional man added for fictional scale)

The Transformers World 2005 message board (always an accurate source of information, I’m sure) has learned that Transformers 2 will have a character called Devastator, who will be made of seven giant transformers who combine to create an even more gianter transformer.  Additional details:

– Seven construction vehicles merge to form Devastator
– Devastator has lots of upper body strength, like a gorilla
– Not just green, some of the vehicles are red and yellow

You know how Devastator got so strong don’t you?  Robot pull-ups.

Let’s go now, concentrate on squeezing your lat-bots together.  Oh yeah, that’s perfect bro, you’re looking so huge.  Feel the burn all the way up your deltdroids.  Oh my God, bro, you’re an animal! You’re a beast, you’re a f-ckin chiseled monster, bro, you’re gonna pound so much robo-vag.  Let’s go now!  Five more, you got this! Now squeeeeeeze! Finish strong you pussy!

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