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GEORGE LUCAS DETERMINED TO SUCK IN U.S.

By / 10.06.08

Look, George, did you see the kitty, George?  There’s a kitty over there, George.  Wanna go pet the kitty later, George?

The last Indiana Jones was a travesty on the order of Episode I and anyone who put their name on it should be embarrassed.  But monkey army or no monkey army, George Lucas doesn’t get embarrassed because he’s autistic.  And he’s seriously thinking about doing Indiana Jones 5 because he eats money for fuel.  Said Harrison Ford to the L.A. Times in a recent article:

“It’s crazy but great,” the 66-year-old Ford said [of Lucas’ idea for the next Indy movie]. “George is in think mode right now.”

meep meep morp,  i am in think mode, meep morp. feed me more money meep meep morp. meep morp, idea 1 meep morp: opens in desert with family of gophers, morp morp.

“It’s automatic, really, we did well with the last one and with that having done well and been a positive experience [I assume he means for the people who made money on the movie because he can’t be talking about anyone who actually saw it.], it’s not surprising that some people want to do it again,” Ford said.

I asked Ford who specifically is stirring up the idea of another revival, whether it was Lucas, Spielberg or the star himself? “Really, it comes from the ethos, from the ether. It’s natural. It’s a way of nature, of course, success breeds opportunities … also we don’t stay as closely in contact as have in the last year, that’s part of it.”

That’s right, Bob.  Me, George, Raven my spirit guide, Steven, and Chim Chim the Reincarnated Parakeet Buddha were all surprisingly in agreement on this one.  The Universe says Daddy needs a new private jet and the Universe doesn’t care how many green screen waterfall sequences we have to film to get it.  It’s something I’ve done a lot of meditating about.


TAGSEVIL GENIUSESGeorge LucasHARRISON FORDIndiana Jonessteven spielberg

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