In this new poster for Baz Luhrmann’s Australia (click to enlarge), Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman take “mindf-ck” too literally, while an Aborigine hangs out nearby to make sure you know they’re in Australia.
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No Kangaroo, no Crocodile, no Koala, no Mick Dundee? Fuck this movie and the poster it rode in on.
So it’s a movie about a guy with two beards?
There hasn’t been a decent movie come out of Australia since Priscilla: Queen of the Desert.
What? Fuck you! That was a good movie!
I AM NOT GAY!!!!
Good to see that Aborigine dude finally getting some work since Quigley Down Under.
I think this was originally starring Yahoo Serious so people would know it was in Australia… but then they got those Aborigines on sale… Sad, I was really looking forward to Yahoo….
What you don’t realize is that Nicole Kidman’s giant forehead is eating Hugh Jackman right there. It hungers!!!
Australia: Prepare to get yours New Zealand.
Australia: Never bring a spear to a plane fight.
Mannequin 2: Down-under.
I’ll see it if it promises mostly naked Hugh Jackman throughout. And dead Nicole Kidman by the end.
Erswi, what’s your question, I’ll ask my designers.
Needs more heads.
I hope a dingo eats this movie.
Australia : The only thing that can save you from bombs is Wolverine hugging you.
Australia – Land of the Aborigine Voyeur
Nicole Kidman’s thoughts: Crikey, your breath could knock a shrimp off a barbie.
Al, I need to find out where in NFPA, IBC or any relevant code where and how to mount a hand-held fire extinguisher in apartment and townhome construction.
You know how some movie posters have quotes from critics? This one should have:
Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! We love you! – Monty Python
The Mighty Feklhar did not realize that Botox worked so well as an adhesive!
Where it specifies in NFPA . . . blah, blah, blah. You get the picture.
If they wanted authenticity, Hugh should be holding a boomerang instead of a rifle and the Aborigine should be raping Nicole. Just sayin’.
Rumor has it Don Cheadle will replace the Aborigine in Australia 2.
erswi: my advice to you would be to find a townhome of similar construction, light the building on fire, and see where the occupants run first. That’s where you should put the extinguishers in your design.
To pass time on the set, Kidman and Jackman often played “Hide the Foster’s Can.” Jackman always won.
I think that if erswi wants to mount a fire extinguisher, he should sneak up on it from behind and grab it firmly by the nozzle. Then mount away!
I think Bobcat Goldwaith would make an awesome Tasmanian Devil.
The brown-white-orange theme of this poster is a refreshing change from black-white-red.
Erswi – I put the question out there, but if you need to reference it specifically to American code, you’re on your own :(
This is looks like a tourism poster. Austrailia: Not Just for Prisoners Anymore!
Dammit Al! You canucks and your damnable metric system!
This movie will flush counter-clockwise.
Now you see, when I try to make sweet love to the wax figures at Madame Toussaud’s, I get arrested. But Hugh Jackman gets away with it, further proving the point that celebrities can do whatever they want.
The banner pic looks like Kidman’s teeth were blacked out. If they ever make Alabama…
This movie will drop faster than a New York Rangers prospect.
This movie will get slammed worse than a New York Islander.
The national sport of Canada is lacrosse.
It seriously looks like they are peeing on each other. Seriously.
the skinny many in the bottom left hand corner seems to be the only person white people will allow to plan an aborigine these days.
play, play, i meant play!
This poster looks like Gone With the Wind (except in Australia).
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