Hands on the table, goddammit!
Oh hey look, it’s another video for Paris Hilton’s online presidential campaign. OMG, Paris, you can totally read cue cards! Excuse me while I clap my flippers together and balance this beachball on my nose. Hold on… Did you hear something? Yep, that’s the sound of Martin Sheen’s career hitting rock bottom.
I want more like this!
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