Friday free for all is the time of the week when I post random videos, often involving kitties. Send your tips to email@example.com.
Today’s Friday Free for All clip comes from Bestweekever, and involves “Twisty Cats”, which is a really cute name for HORRIBLY DEFORMED KITTENS PURPOSELY BRED THAT WAY BY AN EVIL WITCH!
“We thought, wull ifehckungittatwistycat [sic] they’re so cute. What we didn’t realize was that the condition is not controllable.”
Well thanks, lady. Now we understand. You know, I think I speak for everyone here when I say, BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH! These unearthly demon spawn will haunt my nightmares for all eternity. This is not what internet cat videos are supposed to be about. Internet cat videos are supposed to be like this one: