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TITS AND FIRE

By / 11.17.08

Bitch Slap recently released a new trailer (after the jump), this time with even more boobs and explosions.  It also treats us to one-liners like, “Blow me, you psycho rugmuncher!” and “Ram this in your clambake, bitchcake!”  First of all, why does he want her to blow him if she’s a rugmuncher?  And how does a clam become a “clambake”?  Do I even want to know?  And wouldn’t a clambake be like a fishfry or a pig roast?  How do you shove something into a food party?  Then there’s this exchange:

“Your only purpose in life is to serve men and get their dicks hard!”
“Well, a girl’s gotta eat.”

Wait, so is she only getting my dick hard so she can eat it?  This whole thing is just confusing.  Look, I’m all for girls showing their boobs and blowing stuff up, but the double entendres need work.


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