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FRI FREE FOR ALL: THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER

By / 12.05.08

Friday free for all is the time of the week when “film-related” goes out the window in favor of “crazy shit you need to watch right now.”  Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, and no, ninja guy, I haven’t forgotten about you.

I try not to throw around terms like “best ever” too cavalierly because I used to drive a Chevy Cavalier and that thing sucked. Seriously though, this f-cking video has everything. Here’s the play-by-play:

Knight wearing guyliner rides horse through stream
He meets a medieval lady
He valiantly defends her from some sparks
And then the sword-wielding vampire ladies come
Don’t point that thing at me, bitch is you crazy?
Bad guy split screen! Hooded guy in a mask on fire! Two sword ladies!
Wild horses wildly running
Good guy split screen!
And then the snow angels show up. They’ve got candles. For the lovers to drip crotch wax, you see.
Snowy mountains
Matching robes!

You get the picture. And that was only the first 1:20 or so. From there we get pirates, a ship exploding, a ghost romance, more explosions, a gang of pterodactyls, a crocodile… hold on. Yep, I just came.

[via Videogum]


TOPICS#music videos
TAGSBEEG FAWKEN BONERSFRIDAY FREE FOR ALLPIRATESswordsTRICIA WALSH-SMITH

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