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I GIVE THIS A DISMISSIVE HAND COCK

By 12.05.08

Damn, son, you look like hell.  You need to clean yourself up and find Scientology.

Will Smith recently spoke to JoBlo at the premiere of Seven Pounds, where he told them there will “definitely” be a Hancock 2.  You might think such a thing unnecessary, but that’s why you’re not one of the aliens controlling Will Smith’s brain (they eat money).

When we asked Will if he’d ever be up for playing another superhero he replied that there were a lot of unexplored characters in the HANCOCK universe that would be ripe for a sequel and confirmed that we’ll definitely see the rumored HANCOCK 2 in a few years.

Yeah, like that one chick with the big tits in the background of the train scene?  She looked ripe.  I’d like to explore her, youknowwhatahmsayin’ *taps speculum in front shirt pocket*.  Seriously though, some advice for all you actor morons: stop talking like your agent and your lawyer.  Everyone hates lawyers, remember?  They get paid to blow smoke up your ass all day, it doesn’t mean you have to believe them.  You’re a person, not a “brand”, and not every shitty movie you make is “a universe”.


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