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JESSICA BIEL STRIPS, WITH SCREENGRABS

By / 12.09.08

As you may have already seen, here’s that trailer for Powder Blue, in which Jessica Biel plays a stripper.  I’ve tried to attach some relevant screenshots, but the footage I’m working with isn’t that great – this one or this one’s probably the best – but I definitely screen capped a little kid on a gurney by accident at one point, and that should tell you a lot about what my life is like.

It’s hard to tell exactly what the film’s about, but the dialogue-free trailer screams DRAMA! and GRITTY REALISM! in a way that’s never the least bit realistic (see: Crash).  It co-stars Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, and Forrest Whitaker, whom we see jumping off a building while dressed as Santa Claus. I can imagine why he’s depressed, he probably scared the shit out the kids with that eye.  I kid, I kid.  But seriously, is it weird that I imagine him turning back at the last moment and seeing Joaquin Phoenix with “BYE GOOD” written on his knuckles?


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TAGSFORREST WHITAKERJessica BielPOWDER BLUESTRIPPERSTITS

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