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MR. SKIN’S TOP 20 NUDE SCENES OF ’08

By 12.03.08

Mr. Skin has released its list of the top 20 nude scenes of 2008, and since I know you were all on pins and needles, here it is:

1. Mischa Barton – Closing the Ring
2. Sophie Monk – Sex and Death 101
3. Heather Graham – Adrift in Manhattan
4. Asia Argento – The Last Mistress
5. Neve Campbell – I Really Hate My Job
6. Anna Faris – The House Bunny
7. Amy Smart – Mirrors
8. Mena Suvari – Stuck
9. Laura Ramsey – The Ruins
10. Angelina Jolie – Wanted
11. Penélope Cruz – Elegy
12. Jessica Morris – Role Models
13. Willa Ford – Impulse
14. Carly Pope – YPF
15. Jenna Jameson – Zombie Strippers
16. Jess Weixler – Teeth
17 Moran Atias – Mother of Tears
18. Vera Farmiga – Never Forever
19. Maria Bello – Downloading Nancy
20. Amy Adams – Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

Let’s break this down: Mischa Barton – hmm, barely remember her, don’t care.  Sophie Monk (pictured) – okay yeah, I can see how she made the list.  Heather Graham, already showed her kitty in Boogie Nights. Asia Argento – is she ever not naked?  Neve Campbell – old, already been in Playboy… Wait, Anna Faris in House Bunny?  That movie was rated PG-13.  On that note, the MPAA says nothing about Wanted having nudity in it.  Bottom line, if it doesn’t have at least a nipple, IT’S NOT A F-CKING NUDE SCENE. What are we, Amish?

And how the hell does Jenna Jameson make the list?  She’s a porn star.  Unless she’s getting buttf-cked by a unicorn, pictures of her naked aren’t news.  They also included Carly Pope of Young People F-cking.  Cute, but know who else was in that movie? Diora Baird.  Diora Baird’s breasts could cure cancer.  And she’s not on the list.  Jesus Christ.  The people that compiled this should never be allowed to see tits again, because they’re obviously not capable of appreciating them.  Certainly not like I do, ladies.  That’s why I’ve got this pipe and magnifying glass, you see.

[via /Film]


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