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By / 12.22.08

The poster for 4 Fast 4 Furious (4ast and 4urious?  Come on title-thinker-upper guys, I’m just making you look bad now.) just hit the web, and as you can see, the artwork – barely visible characters silhouetted in the reflected light from a car’s hood – is a pretty accurate representation of why people see these movies .  Look, I’m not so much of a hater that I don’t see the appeal: things that go vroom, I get it.  Fine.  But watch the trailer.

The premise is that they hijack a gas truck while it’s still moving.  Can you think of a dumber, more illogical, more unecessarily difficult criminal enterprise than that?  What they’re essentially telling you is that if you like cars, you’re a moron and they’re not going to waste their time thinking up anything remotely plausible because who cares.  It’s like wanting to rob a pilot and the best plan you can think of is to fly up alongside them and jump on their wing.  But man, that would be pretty f-cking xxxxtreeme.  Where’s Bodhi when you need him?  Swayze > Diesel.

[via MTV, obvi]


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