Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) supposedly doesn’t think too highly of his best actor competition Sean Penn (Milk). Oh yeah, dawg, it’s time for a highly-specious sounding thirdhand rumor about some actors trashing each other via text. Y’all ready for this? Investigative reporter Gerald Posner (who looks like he smells really bad) writes:
On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno” [sic]
Oh snap! Clearly the next step is for Posner to get his honcho to call Rourke with Penn silently listening in on the threeway at their next slumber party. Man, they’re gonna have so much to talk about between tickle fights. On a sidenote, Mickey Rourke has never lost a ticklefight. Don’t believe me? Just try him, man, seriously, I dare you.