In case you haven’t heard, Michael Bay owns a production company that remakes classic horror films. You know, since original horror films are so hard to write and all. Anyway, here are four brand new TV spots for their version of Friday the 13th, which opens in.. I dunno, February?
For a film about a guy in a hockey mask, they really don’t play up the “scary Canadian” angle enough. Jason could just show up to parties and be like, “What up, hosers. I bro-awt over some LaBatt’s anna Nickelback CD. Mind if I check da score udda Leafs game real fast?”