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LESBIAN VAMPIRES WILL BITE YOUR VAGINA

By / 02.16.09

Lesbian Vampire Killers has a new poster out which is good, because posters seem to be the main focus of their marketing efforts.

BAFTA winning comedy-duo James Corden and Mathew Horne (Gavin & Stacey) decide to escape their problems and head to the countryside for a weekend of debauchery.  Things don’t quite go to plan and they find themselves stuck in a village where all the women have been enslaved by a legendary vampire curse. As the night unfolds the boys have to put all of their fears (and dreams) behind them in order to rise to the challenge of becoming LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS. [horror-movies.ca]

They won’t go down without a bite. “Bite” because they’re vampires, “go down” because they’re lesbians, you see.  Isn’t that clever?  These Brits and their educations, they’re freakin adorable, like a baby chick wearing a monocle*.  Although at this point I’d still rather read about this movie than actually see it.

*Whom I would name Darlington Cheepsworth


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