Pictured: a lesbian vampire’s axewound
Lesbian Vampire Killers began as a challenge to come up with the most commercial movie title ever, and the rest is sort of paint by numbers. It opens in the UK on March 20. Still no word on a US release, but after the jump you can watch the trailer. It basically looks like a poor man’s Shaun of the Dead. And for some reason, the lesbian vampire blood looks like semen. Is that some kind of British irony humor? You can never tell when these fruits are joking. Here in the good ol’ US of A, when know we’re supposed to laugh because Kevin James’ pants are falling down.
I want more like this!
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