Though his recent review of Taken is perhaps more film-related, as far as I’m concerned, any time Sexman weighs in on anything, it automatically makes it relevant. And in that vein, he recently had some important insight to share on the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna fiasco. He concludes:
“So, Chris Brown, don’t beat up your wife. Even though she could be annoying. I don’t know, maybe she is. Anyway, I’ve always thought your songs were incredibly gay.”
I’d now like to take this time to nominate Sexman for domestic violence czar. They have one of those, right? Sure, why not. As a bonus, I’m also including below Sexman’s second review of a fight at school, which he describes as “Epic. Way better than the bitch fight,” and during which says he was able to document a knockout/gushing blood on his cell phone camera. Oh, Sexman, will you be my Valentine?