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By / 02.05.09

What the hell is this, you ask?  Why, it’s a Twilight-fan-made representation of BELLA’S WOMB, made of felt, of course. Complete with “an actual felted mutant fetus inside.” You might not think it looks much like a uterus, but keep in mind that Twilight author Stephenie Meyer is Mormon, and Mormons believe babies hatch from eggs that Jesus lays. White babies, anyway.

[via journalfen, via Cinematical]


TAGSBELLA SWANBELLAS WOMBFACE MELTERSSTEPHENIE MEYERTwilighttwilight fansUTERI

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