That’s right, folks, it’s Chuck Norris’ 69th birthday today. Though when you’re Chuck Norris, every day is your 69th birthday, if you catch my drift. Anyway, let’s all celebrate by not mentioning any gay Chuck Norris facts (Gary Busey facts are better anyway – for instance, did you know Gary Busey mails goldfish crackers to cash4gold.com?). Instead, watch Chuck Norris wrestle a bear. SPOILER ALERT: he defeats the bear using only his mind. Because Chuck Norris knows that the mind is the most powerful weapon. Especially if you teach it karate.
Additional tidbit: Dracula Bear would’ve kicked his ass.
[Thanks to Fek'lhr for the reminder]