Ladies always look like this when I have sex with them. “Why me?” they shout.
Old Boy director Chan-Wook Park has a movie about a vampire priest coming out in May called Thirst. You can watch the trailer below. I can’t understand it because it’s all in Korean, but I think it’s safe to say Park’s vampires won’t be abstinent pussies like Twilight‘s been trying to sell us. Oh hi, Bella. I already owe my soul to Satan, so it makes complete sense that I’d never kill people or have sex or use any of my awesome superpowers. The only thing that would make this better is if at the end Wesley Snipes burst in and killed everyone with a samurai sword.