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BRITISH OGRES DRESS LIKE SHREK FOR WEDDING

By / 04.23.09

Keith Green, 44, and Christine England, 40, recently hired a professional make-up artist to help them walk down the aisle as Shrek and Fiona.  Wait, two Brits dressed like Shrek were named Green and England?  (*ironic coincidence prolapse*)

Green his bride were covered in green paint and full costume and wigs and married in front of 100 guests also dressed as characters from the film, including the Donkey and the Gingerbread Man.

The new Mrs Green, a hospice nurse, of Barnstaple, Devon [this town name is a joke, right? Like Dicknipple, Iowa or Moosejaw, Sasketchawan?], said: “The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as them because Keith looks just like Shrek. I tried to convince my teenage son to dress up as the Donkey but he wasn’t having any of it.”

Mr Green, a builder, said: “It was a very strange experience to say the least, but a thoroughly enjoyable one. We love the films and my wife tells me I have resemblance to Shrek.” [Telegraph]

The wife seems to be the only one into this idea, while the husband is just trying to get used to shrugging and not having an opinion.  “Hmm, so you’re saying I look like a big, green ogre… thanks?  Do we still get to bone later?”  I’ll agree, he is vaguely ogrish, but he’s nothing compared to Ultimate fighter Krzysztof Soszynski. Krzysztof is number one in the world at looking like Shrek.


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