At the hotel afterparty following the Horror Hound Weekend in Indianapolis this weekend, someone dared Corey Haim to rap, which makes complete sense considering the people there were by definition fans of things that are horrible. Haim accepted, because what has he got to lose, and busted some rhymes. I mean, I guess he rhymed, you can’t really hear anything he says. The guy with the guitar and his friend on the djembe sort of drowned out the vocals. Which I suppose is for the best. You can’t have a white-boy jam without a djembe.