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GEORGE CLOONEY & YOUR MOM MAKE A PORNO

By / 04.01.09

It’s being reported today that GEORGE CLOONEY has signed up to star in a GERMAN SCHEISS VIDEO opposite YOUR MOM.  It’s true! I swear, I’m not JUST SAYING THAT because today is APRIL FOOL’S DAY.  *wink wink nudge nudge chicken dance poop on the floor*

GEORGE CLOONEY and YOUR MOM agreed to do a Euro-pooporn for helmer BRETT RATNER over COCKTAILS at the Airport Travelodge the other night, NOT THAT SHE WAS DIFFICULT TO CONVINCE, GNOME SAYIN?

Prexy JERRY BRUCKHEIMER will finance the project through his MONEY I STOLE FROM STUPID PEOPLE shingle.  It begins LENSING at the RESEDA YMCA on May 5th, opposite the JIMENEZ FAMILY CINCO DE MAYO FAJITA EXTRAVAGANZA.

Source = Variety.


TAGSapril foolsBACHELOR PARTY TRANNYbrett ratnergeorge clooneyYOUR MOM

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