Yep, it’s a sexy lightsaber underwear fight. And yep, it turns out it’s a commercial for body spray. Does anyone actually use body spray? When the hell did this happen? I’ve definitely never looked at cologne and thought, “Hey, you know what’d make this better? If I could cover my whole body in it, and it smelled more like cheap deodorant.” I think it was all a ruse to be able to put closeups of girls’ ass and tits and vaginas on mainstream TV. In which case, bravo, you stinky guidos.