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By / 04.30.09

In this new clip from JJ Abrams’ Star Trek (OMG OMG only one more week before it’s out!), young Captain Kirk Chris Pine runs from a big monster who creature designer Steve Daly describes as “looking, literally like an ass.” (Io9 has some pictures of the concept art).  It looks basically like a cross between an anus and predator’s mouth.  We don’t get to see how Kirk gets away, but ten bucks says he throws something down its throat and it chokes.  I’ve always found the only way to please a monster butthole is to jam something big and hard in it. But then, that’s my solution to everything. (*hip thrusts*)


TOPICS#Star Trek
TAGSBUTTHOLE MONSTERSCHRIS PINEJJ ABRAMSSNOW BEASTS

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