So Esquire’s Greg Williams shot this video, “Good Morning, Megan Fox,” with the digital HD Red One camera, and I’m posting it, even though it offends me that they think I’m this easy to pander to. And that it works. See everyone? She’s totally “A Guy’s Girl!” She drinks beer and eats barbecue and drives cars! She’s just like you and me and your stupid friends, but with visible camel toe! Oh, and she and her camel toe get paid to hang out all day by the pool. I mostly just get the cops called on me. Well excuuuse me, I didn’t know your pool was so exclusive. Settle down, Hitler, it’s a free country.
I want more like this!
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