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By / 05.07.09

This one’s just called Ninja, and it comes from veteran b-action director Isaac Florentine and stars  stuntman Scott Adkins, whose look and acting style both seem better suited to a Bowflex infomercial (Broflex?).  Anyway, it’s your basic Japan-trained white ninja fights bad guys in New York plot.  The stunts look good, the acting looks hilariously bad – which, in a way, almost makes a b-action movie better.  When you see two guys who can’t even walk into a room convincingly actually sell a fight scene, you think “Dang, maybe they’re really mad at each other.”  It’s the same with porn.

[via QuietEarth]


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TAGSISAAC FLORENTINENINJASCOTT ADKINS

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