By: 05.05.09

I confess I haven’t been following comic books since… well, since I turned 12 and started reading books without pictures or protagonists who wear spandex.  I know, I know, feel free to not invite me to your next party.  Anyway, point is, I haven’t been following comic books lately, so tell me: are ridiculous celebrity cameos the only thing keeping them afloat these days?  How does Eminem help the Punisher, anyway?  “Let’s go, Slim, you distract him with your slick flow while I blow his face off with a shotgun.”

…And don’t even think about making a Proof joke, you sick f*cks.

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