Your Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Seven awesomely stupid DIY world records. They should really start a Guiness Book of Dipsh*ts. |Asylum|
- If “Spoiler Alert” were an actual alert. This would be better if the commandos just slapped around the guy whining about spoilers. |CollegeHumor|
- What your facial hair says about you. Mine keeps calling me a pussy and asking when I’m going through puberty. :-( Oh and hey, how did they forget Neck Beard? That’s a criminal oversight. |HolyTaco|
- Music videos directed by Michael Bay. And yes, one of them is “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls. Great song, great message. Bay thought the chorus was “When I think about BOOM I touch myself.” True story. |ScreenJunkies|
- House Arrest with Andy Dick. Andy Dick interviews Bob Odenkirk from Mr. Show. |Atom|
- Three minutes of God of War III direct gameplay in HD. |G4|
- Guy turns his nipple into a lady nipple through the magic of tattoo. He’s going to be popular in prison. *whispers* I’d f*ck him face to face. |DonChavez|
- Will.I.am started a Twitter account to continue fighting with Perez Hilton. To paraphrase WWTDD, trying to choose who to root for between Perez Hilton and Will.I.am is like trying to choose what color bat I want to get whacked in the balls with. I say the judge cut them both in half with a sword, like King Solomon. Case closed. |TheRapUp|
- The Top 10 Facial Dunks of the NBA Playoffs. Hehe, “facial.” |HoopDoctors|
- And here’s the dueling Will.I.am/Perez Hilton looking-at-the-camera videos. If you can watch Perez’ for more than three seconds without wanting to stuff him in a burlap sack and hit it with a tire iron until it stops moving, you’re a better man than I. Or you’re Helen Keller. Honestly, who thinks other people want to see them whine and cry on video? Sociopaths. That’s it. |DailyFill|
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