By: 06.12.09

(Get it?  Get it???)

Paul Bettany stars as Charles Darwin in Creation, from Jon Amiel, the director of, uh, Entrapment.  Jennifer Connelly co-stars as his wife, Emma Darwin, who seeks to keep him from publishing his controversial theory of evolution, which postulates that the human race was formed when Jesus made love to an orangutan.  And afterward they drank sweet, sweet wine.  Toby Jones co-stars as Thomas Huxley.  I don’t know who that is, but I’m guessing he was short.  My, that was informational.

Kirk Cameron plans to refute the film by performing fellatio on a banana.

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