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By 06.18.09

This is the trailer for Whiteout, starring Kate Beckinsale.  It’s set in Antarctica, and most of the trailer plays out like a show on The Extreme History Channel.  Which I guess isn’t much different from the regular History Channel these days – since when is searching for bigfoot or imagining Earth without humans considered history?  Moar war footage, plz.  Anyway, I digress… Yeah, so they spend about 1:30 talking about how extreme Antarctica is, and then for the last 30 seconds it’s all, “And you know what else? MURDER.”  Really?  That’s it?  For a movie based on an award-winning graphic novel, the trailer feels a lot like an episode of CSI Miami.   “Looks like this time… the cold… caught youYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH…”


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