Hey look, everyone, it’s Kristen Stewart disguised as Joan Jett for The Runaways. You can tell she’s Joan Jett ’cause of the lesbian hair and shirt with a guitar on it. You see, in film, t-shirts are an integral part of creating a well-rounded character. In a single glance you can oftentimes tell a guy is a bricklayer, and all because he’s wearing a tank top with a picture of a trowel on it. Such is the magic of cinema. Gosh, I wonder if Kristen Stewart will play this role as broody and complex. Such an actress. Such a talent.