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SCHWARZENEGGER GOVERNS COMMANDO STYLE

By / 07.23.09

As a wise man named Tupac once said, “California knows how to party.”  That’s why we keep electing actors to the highest state office!  Heck, I stayed an extra year of college just so I could have Arnold Schwarzenegger’s signature on my diploma.  Anyway, the governator recently took to Twitter to make a video.  I don’t really know what the hell it’s about, but the best part is that it begins with him admiring an enormous knife.  And the knife doesn’t have anything to do with the rest of the video, he just holds it up at the beginning as if to say, “Oh, we’re making a video now?  My bad, I was just admiring my comically large knife.  As I do.”

More than anything it reminds me of the intro to Commando (after the jump) where Arnold’s just hanging out in the forest, carrying entire trees on his shoulder.  “Oh, I’m supposed to kill bad guys now?  My bad, I was just feeding a baby deer with my daughter, Alyssa Milano.”  What the hell kind of knife is that, anyway?  No way it’s a Bowie or an Army knife, it’s bigger than my forearm.  “Grrr, you can tell I’m qualified to govern because I carry a pocket knife as big as a broad sword!”  I think George W. once pulled this same stunt with a foam cowboy hat.


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