Carriers stars Chris Pine in a role he probably took waaay before Star Trek came out. But I guess it doesn’t look that crappy. And I guess it’s not that much like The Road, because in this one, they’re fleeing a deadly virus. Then again, it co-stars Piper Perabo, and she’s like the female Cam Gigandet. Alternate title? 28 Days Later, Star Trek Came Out and I Would’ve Wiped My Ass with This Script. I think the story is a parable about using condoms. No thanks, Hitler.