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By / 07.16.09

Forbes’ list of Hollywood’s highest-paid dudes came out recently, and not surprisingly, the biggest fat cat is the big fat cat-eater himself, George Lucas.  My question: if George Lucas is making $170 million a year and Jerry Bruckheimer $100, why are their movies still such sucky, shameless cash grabs?  Once you’ve made more money than you could ever spend, wouldn’t you want to do something that you can actually be proud of?  In Bruckheimer’s case, I think he’s just really lazy.  “A movie about guinea pig secret agents?  Sure.  F*ck it, why not.  I mean, we’ve already done rapping kangaroos.”  As for George Lucas… I think it’s pretty clear that he’s a robot.  A machine being controlled by others whose mission is only to make more money.  And the pilot sits in his bullfrog chin.

Here’s the top 10:

(numbers are from June 2008 to June 2009)

1. George Lucas – $170 million
2. Steven Spielberg – $150 million
3. Jerry Bruckheimer – $100 million
4. Jerry Seinfeld – $85 million
5. Tyler Perry – $75 million
6. Dick Wolf – $75 million
7. Harrison Ford – $65 million
8. Adam Sandler – $65 million
9. Larry David – $55 million

Dick Wolf is an awesome name… but an AWESOMER PROFESSION.

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TAGSDICK WOLFFORBESGeorge LucasJERRY BRUCKHEIMERSTEVE SPIELBERGTYLER PERRY

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