The red-band trailer for The Goods begins with Jeremy Piven saying “I have hair on my balls and I sell cars. The end.” I put the over/under on the number of critics using that line as an insult in their reviews at 15. The jokes still seem pretty easy, the dialog improvised on the spot, and the concept something Will Ferrell and Adam McKay mailed in years ago, but I admit it got a couple chuckles out of me – especially Craig Robinson as a strip-club DJ.
“Couple guys came in here looking for Vanessa, and I got a little bad news for ya, Vanessa is dead. Here’s Motley Crüe.”
Anyway, I’m sure it won’t change your life, but if you’ve ever read this site you already know I’ve got nothing against the easy jokes. Plus if you’re anything like me, your life’s already AWESOME. (*shotguns Tecate, scratches balls*)
(Rated-R for language and a split-second of nudity at 1:12)
UPDATE: Paramount requested I take this down. Why you make an advertisement for your movie and then tell people they can’t post it I will never understand.