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REALITY PLAGIARIZES TROPIC THUNDER

By 08.26.09

(“Alpa Chino”, from Tropic Thunder)

Move over, Chad Farthouse, I think I have a new favorite name, and this one’s not even fake.  (I think. I keep rubbing my eyes and pinching my nipples and I haven’t woken up so far.)  Check it:

(from the DaytonDailyNews) The U.S. Marshal’s Service has arrested D’AlCapone AlPacino Morris or Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris, 20, who is wanted in the June 2 slaying of Richard A. Pogue.

The wanted man, whose given name combines that of an historic crime figure [Ed. Note: Dammit, people, the phrase is "a historic"] and a film star who has played crime figures, was found about 5:10 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 25, hiding under housing insulation in an attic at a home in the 3000 block of Nicholas Street.

Dayton police say Pogue, of Clayton, was shot to death during a drug-related robbery.

“Danger is my middle name.”  “Oh yeah?  Well mine’s ALPACINO.”  Yeah… so, uh, I’m not sure which direction I can take this story that won’t get me beaten up, but I can tell you that my first born will be named Sh’Tony Montana D’Brickashaw Rockafeller IX.  Followed by D’kidfromRobocop2 Lebron Corleone.  (thanks, Bdarbs)


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