(“Alpa Chino”, from Tropic Thunder)
Move over, Chad Farthouse, I think I have a new favorite name, and this one’s not even fake. (I think. I keep rubbing my eyes and pinching my nipples and I haven’t woken up so far.) Check it:
(from the DaytonDailyNews) The U.S. Marshal’s Service has arrested D’AlCapone AlPacino Morris or Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris, 20, who is wanted in the June 2 slaying of Richard A. Pogue.
The wanted man, whose given name combines that of an historic crime figure [Ed. Note: Dammit, people, the phrase is “a historic”] and a film star who has played crime figures, was found about 5:10 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 25, hiding under housing insulation in an attic at a home in the 3000 block of Nicholas Street.
Dayton police say Pogue, of Clayton, was shot to death during a drug-related robbery.
“Danger is my middle name.” “Oh yeah? Well mine’s ALPACINO.” Yeah… so, uh, I’m not sure which direction I can take this story that won’t get me beaten up, but I can tell you that my first born will be named Sh’Tony Montana D’Brickashaw Rockafeller IX. Followed by D’kidfromRobocop2 Lebron Corleone. (thanks, Bdarbs)