Well this sounds like a really good movie. From Pajiba:
One of the films currently playing at FrightFest over in the UK is a movie called Human Centipede: First Sequence [from surprisingly not-Japanese writer-director Tom Six]. The plot, essentially, is this: A respected Siamese Twin surgeon [I picture him in a crisp suit with ouroboros cufflinks -Ed.] has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.
The creature’s name? You guessed it, Danny Masterson.