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LONG OVERDUE: TWILIGHT PORN PARODIES

By / 09.10.09

Cinematical discovered these, so I’ll let them take it away…

So now there’s not only a sparkly Twilight sex toy, but two Twilight naughty knock-offs. First there was Twilight of Virginity (shot in the home of Nikki Sixx!), and now there’s a new one called This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody coming your way October 15th, just over a month before Twilight: New Moon.

The real question is, who are these marketed to?  Even the grown-ups who enjoy the Twilight franchise say that the fun is because of the way it portrays high school crushes — yearning, unconsummated, and most certainly virginal, especially in the case of this sex-phobic book series.

Aw, how cute, this was written by a girl, wasn’t it?  Allow me to explain: these are marketed to guys.  We’ll buy them because we like Jenna Haze.  She’s got spunk, and more importantly, likes getting spunked on.  As for the Twilight thing, well, sure, why not?  I know it’s not the most inspired idea for a parody, but I’m sure it’ll be good.  After all, this is the studio that brought us Stuff My Ass Full of Cum 11.  Usually a franchise loses steam after the second or third installment.

[bikini pics from Durden, where there are more, but she doesn't look right with clothes on. it's like a fish wearing scuba gear.]


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