Sandra Bullock could use some good press after the epic fartbomb that was All About Steve. Luckily she’s in The Blind Side, which just came out with a new poster (below) and trailer (above). I smell Oscar! (Oscar’s a hobo, he lost control of his bowels when I showed him this trailer). Aside from spunky Sandra selflessly teaching a negro to play football (using the patent-pending “pretend the quarterback’s yer new white momma” method), all you really need to know about this movie is summed up in the final exchange of the trailer (accompanied by a John-Mayer-Blunt-Fray song, of course):
“Yer changin’ that boy’s laahfe.”
“No. He’s changin’ maahne.”
Oh man, I just came so hard, you guys.
“THEES MOVIE SNORKELS JIZZ.” -Roger Ebert [via CinemaBlend]
I want more like this!
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