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STEVEN SPIELBERG IS A DIRTY STINKY WHORE

By / 09.22.09

(“Haha, Steben tole me if I shave my wattle I ged da pet da kitty.”)

Remember that Paranormal Activity trailer from a while back?  The one that showed people getting really scared over a movie that didn’t look that scary?  Well it turns out one of the scared people was… Steven Spielberg!  (*Macauley Culkin face slap*) It’s true!  And he wants you to know that he’s either really stupid or thinks you are!

Steven Spielberg was certain his copy of “Paranormal Activity” was haunted.

It was early 2008, and the director’s DreamWorks studio was trying to decide whether it wanted to be a part of the micro-budgeted supernatural thriller. As the story goes, Spielberg had taken a “Paranormal Activity” DVD to his Pacific Palisades estate, and not long after he watched it, the door to his empty bedroom inexplicably locked from the inside, forcing him to summon a locksmith. [oh my gosh, the ghost was watching your porn!]

While Spielberg didn’t want the “Paranormal Activity” disc anywhere near his home — he brought the movie back to DreamWorks in a garbage bag, colleagues say  — he very much shared his studio’s enthusiasm for director Oren Peli’s haunting story about the demonic invasion of a couple’s suburban tract house. [LA Times blog]

Wow, you mean he’s a producer on the same movie that this preposterous story is about?  And the people who work for him corroborate it?  Jeez, what are the odds.  You know, I think maybe my hand is haunted.  It keeps wanking dismissively, and I was just sitting here reading a story about Steven Spielberg.  Spooky. 

See? Bobby D agrees with me.


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